Dear Internet,


The time has come for me to tell you how I really feel about you. I love you with all my heart and soul, like the sea loves the moon.  You have changed my life in so many magnificent ways.  You bring me music and beautiful pictures.  You bring me humor when I need it most.  I have learned so much from you over the years.  You bring me respite from a dull workday and help me to look busy when I am really just spending more and more time with you.


Oh, Internet, you mean the world to me.  I tell you everything and think about you when we are apart.  I want to feed you my love with my toes.  You know me better than I know myself.  You keep me from dipping into the lonely pool.  You are unselfish and kind. You have helped me to reconnect with old friends and assisted me in making so many new friends that I hope I will have for the rest of my life.  When you could have come between me and my real life friends and family, you have actually helped strengthen our relationship. 


Most of all, you have taken my horizons and broadened them exponentially and acted as an outlet for me to express whatever little creativity that bubbles forth from way, deep down.  My love for you, Internet, is like an exploding sun that will burn for millions of years.  The free porn is just a bonus!


Forever yours, as long as cyberspace shall live,



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7 Comments on “MY TRUE LOVE”

  1. Sharnee Says:

    I second your love of this crazy, virtual place.
    I cannot even remember a time without it (well, maybe I can…. just).

  2. hambox Says:

    Amen. We are all spouses of the mighty polygamist!

  3. Eleanor Says:

    Aw, that actually brought a tear to my eye.

  4. Kristen Says:

    I can’t believe that in the world before Google, someone would ask a question and we’d have to wait until we got to a library to look up the answer.

    I can’t believe that I thought my World Book Encyclopedias were actually current for 20 years (OK, once the Iron Curtain fell, I started doubting their veracity, but still).

    The Internet introduced me to my best friend in the whole world, and then I married him. I heart the Internet, too.

  5. LJ Says:

    I replied to your recent comment on my blog.

  6. warcrygirl Says:

    I now have this insatiable urge to tongue kiss my computer. Remember: if your computer smokes afterward you’re doing it too fast.

  7. Kim Says:

    I love it too, because of how I love all my blogger friends!!!


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